My suit
It has been years since my last ownership of a suit when I was a tiny little boy. And now, I possess one once again, although it charges me a lot. I feel such excited that I cannot help repeat the hurray: “I have got a suit, I have got a suit……” Kind of childish and silly, isn’t it? But once you fill your wardrobe with sportive wearing for almost 20years, you will find the same feeling as I’m enjoying now.

 

Dys-meno-rrhea and Dia-rrhea, what a cute couple!

 

dys (difficult, painful, or abnormal)

meno (month)

rrhea (flow)

dia (through)

 

 

强大的健忘光环

 

酒足饭饱，L在J面前打了一个嗝：“不好意思，您鄙视我吧。”
J：“我把鄙视先收着，下次你鄙视我的时候再用它顶回去。”
L：“到时候你会忘记的，你这么健忘......呃~~~你现在就可以顶回来了。”
J：“什么？顶什么？我忘记了。”

L：“饿得轻飘飘的就飞上天了。”
J：“原来嫦娥奔月是这样来的。”
L：“嗯。嫦娥，常饿。”

A：过几年就可以成家立业了

B：最多成家

A：哦，朱丽叶（猪立业）

MM喜欢动漫

谈论到求婚问题

 

GG：冬天确实不宜求婚。求婚得浪漫，一般户外浪漫些，但户外就得适逢好的天气。冬天外面实在太冷，下场雨就更惨了。非常扫兴致，破坏气氛。

MM：还是夏天好！浪漫！

GG：恩，冬天看来是冻漫。

 

......

好冷

 

I just used the key words of “kiss, manual” for google searching, and found “[PDF] kiss manual” in the results, astonished by the web address: www.kiss-technology.com/files/manuals/Coolview_Eng.pdf.

Great! There is technique research for kissing indeed. So I download the PDF and open it, but only to find out that it is a manual of TV which is made by a company called KISS.

Study design
Poor experimental design
Vague or inadequate method description
Biased data collection or inadequate sample
No control or improper control
Methods lacking sufficient rigor
No hypothesis
Small sample size
Nonrandom samples
Statistics inadequate
Univariate statistics when multivariate statistics were needed

Interpretation of findings
Erroneous and unsupported conclusions
Conclusions disproportionate to results
Design does not support inferences
Overinterpretation of data
Inflation of the importance of findings
Interpretation not concordant with the data
Inadequate link of findings to practice or policy
Uncritical acceptance of statistical results
Failure to consider alternative explanations of results
Inadequate discussion

Importance of the topic
Rehash of established facts
Insignificant research question
Irrelevant or unimportant topic
Low reader interest
Little clinical relevance
Not generalizable

Presentation of the results
Too long, verbose
Excessively self-promotional
Poor grammar, syntax, or spelling
Poorly organized
Poorly written
Failure to communicate clearly

 

Byrne DW.  Publishing your medical research paper. Baltimore, Williams & Wilkins, 1998:48-50
ISBN:7-81072-264-6

目前为止最色的那个师弟的丑事：

现在人多了点，师们聚会得两桌了。

上个月教师节那晚，一个包厢，两桌，大家都很high，徐jie同学喝了不少，不过量其实也和我差不多。吃到最后都坐到一桌去了，然后他感觉不适就在旁边的空桌上趴着。我们聊得也很high，后来谁不知道说了一下：“徐jie呢？”大家都朝他刚趴的那个地方看去，人果然不见了。眼尖的猛然发现他倒在地上了，颜色和地毯融为一体。然后，然后就被我们拉起来，拖到洗手间。没吐，回来后感觉仍不适，就让邢师弟陪同在外面的沙发上调理，毕竟外面女服务员多一点，有助于他恢复。于是他开心的吐了，呜啊啊，呼啦啦，哗啦啦——酸气四射，甚是壮观，以至于服务员见之闻之，也开胃的吐去了。

 

总之，喝酒前2小时内喝一包斯密达时非常有用的，这就是我和这个酒量和我差不多的师弟的区别。

自幼内向但多动，所以这双手鲜有干净的时候。我那脆弱的肠道也和这脱不了干系。自打从医，洗手的次数貌似是多了点，以为这下可以摘掉脏手的帽子了。一次手术室进行感染防控，其中一个项目就是对每个医生术前洗过的手进行细菌培养。我很从容的在上面按下了手印。之后脱产了一个月，也就没去手术室。等那日再回到病房，巡回海yan同志便急忙跑过来，说：“XXX，最近跑哪里去了？上次你的手上培养出了10多个菌落，我们护士长说了，复查再培养出那么多，你就要被forbidden了。找了你好长时间呀。”我很乐，原来我的手还是那么的脏，即便是消毒液处理之后。然后对她们找了我这个毒王这么长时间也感到好笑。

 

啊呀，好久没去手术室和他（她）们开玩笑了。

一路看来巨大的基本都是恐龙化石。走到哺乳动物馆，猛犸象让人眼前一亮，不愧是陆地上最大的哺乳动物。

惊叹之余，耳边传来一串字句差点让我摔倒。

母对子曰：宝宝快看，这个恐龙长得真象大象！